Zomgic

Frislosophy

2007-06-10T22:00:00.000-04:00

From the Desk of Adrian King O' Swing.

Peanut butter and jelly, what could be more natural? A batman and a certain robin perhaps. Maybe a B.L. and a T. Stars and Trekking. Pens and the number 15. Frisbee and Philosophy. Yes, Frisbee and philosophy. Alright so what do I mean by that? I mean Joe and I like to throw around a frisbee and talk about stuff. Anything that pops into mind. Most of it goes into zombies and star trek but I think between the two of us we have enough knowledge to cover all bases.

Feeling this, we decided to kinda start a club called Frislosophy! If you live in Northern Virginia join us or die! Here are the details....

1)We usually meet once or twice a week.
2)We usually meet late at night. After 10pmish
3)We usually meet in Commuter Parking lots but we're not limited to that.
4)We prefer an 18 an over crowd.
5)Joe and I like to snack and we both like listening to music so expect both. From us.
6)No douchebags, no trouble. I am a trained ninja.

Here's Joe's take on the club and vital info you need.

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Do you like tossing a frisbee? Do you have a basic understanding of abstract concepts? Like, what if Yoda were bitten by a Werewolf? Or what would happen if James Bond lived in a whale?

Just as a frisbee is exchanged, so shall ideas. May the Fris-bee with you.

There you have it. Email us at frislosophy@gmail.com for info on when and where we're meeting...or if you just want even more information.

- Zomgic

Go here

2006-10-23T17:40:00.000-04:00

Go Here. Pleez.

I just saw some interview with Clint Eastwood for his new movie, and wow. He has serious neck skin. It's weird, like his chin is as defined and chiseled as ever. Yet underneath can only be described as a nutless scrotum.

So I check out top video game lists of all time a lot. The general consensus is that Ocarina of Time is the greatest game, whereas E.T. the Extraterrestial is the worst. It varies between Resident Evil 4 and Final Fantasy VII for the top, and Custer's Revenge for the worst.

Also I'm so confused at the mishy mashy feelings towards the Metal Gear Solid series. I mean, some people just don't get it I understand that it's pretty complicated. Then there's others who think the gameplay sucks and it's just...what!? Come on it has some of the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep it down. Anyway anybody who posts anything on Joystiq.com about Metal Gear Solid is an idiot.

Then again, I don't take to video game franchises as much as other people. I mean I follow Mario, Zelda and Final Fantasy like they're Jesus, Batman and Gandalf respectively but so does everybody else. I have Solid Snake faith, but never really got attatched to Samus or Sonic. Advance Wars, Animal Crossing are relatively young. Poke'mon of course but, they spin out a lot of crap in between super awesome fun time blue jeans.

Actually through this post I've discovered the only franchises I don't take to are first person shooters. Thank you blog post. Thank you.

OMG uncreative.

2006-10-23T07:29:00.000-04:00

*yawn* 7:22AM

....and I already found this. har har har, It's been 5 days since a post. I have two other things I've been meaning to put up but havn't found the time. Later today maybe.

Haha I just heard on the radio that some dude was driving around his car and his navigation system led him to run into a don jon.

In other news, I had a dream last night that I was caught having sex in public.

In California, a chunk of blue ice (airplane uh...flushes) crashed through an elderly couples roof and destroyed their bed. I'm so bored.

I'd like to say I saw these signs somewhere but the truth is I'm making them on some website. I'd give the website out but seriously....I think I might start using them more often for my entries.

I have a field trip today for my engineering class. Micron Technologies here I come! I get to see first hand how....something....is made.

One last thing. Aaliyah's song "try again". That came out what? Like...7 years ago? 8? I'm not sure, but that doesn't matter too much. The chorus goes "If at first you don't succeeeeeeeeed you can dust it off and try again, try again" but ALL OF THESE YEARS I'VE BEEN SINGING Dust yourself off the dragon, dragon. Don't laugh though....listen to it. It sounds like she's saying dragon. Kinda. I mean....not anymore that I know it's try again but...it used to. I always wondered WHY it was called try again if she never said that in the song. Damn.

John Paul II Survival Kit Pre-Orders start Tomorrow.

2006-10-18T08:47:00.000-04:00

With so much excitement in the air I forgot that I won't be here on Nov. 17 when the Wii comes out. I'll have to get my brother to pick it up for me which blows even more because I'll have to hear some speech about how I waste my money. So while waiting for the Wii and my PS3 to actually exist I started traveling off the beaten path down the internet that I cherish so much. I really needed to get my mind off of games and my usual 'Myspace>Joystiq>Gmail>Free Porn>repeat till sleep' routine just wasn't cutting it. I found myself in some very dark and scary corners, approached by men in trenchcoats trying to sell me suscriptions to porn sites or hello kitty dolls. Facing certain financial debt I ran as fast as I could to the nearest light. It was This Website.

HALLELUJAH I HAVE FOUND THE LIGHT. I mean come on, how can you go wrong!? Popes, Bibles, Certain Death....wait what? Wasn't that what I was escaping from? God dammit leave it the christians to misguide me again. So I guess we should all watch out for John Paul II, huh? I havn't actually read that site...but I plan to. It's on my list of things to do between buying a zombie chopping axe and picking up a spare space suit. Hmmm. Will someone please read it and tell me what it's about....really. I'm assuming they're trying to sell some sort of John Paul II survival kit with a bonus holy crossbow and 24k gold plated crucifix belt buckle if you buy now. Actually that sounds kinda pimp. I think I might have just sold myself.....

That's one more reason to ignore the absolute power one man claims to have over you. You silly christians. LOOK A CRUSADE WAS ANNOUNCED! haha. Just joshing! C'mon man but the pitchfork down. You're not killing anyone in the name of God today. Oh but tomorrow the Devil's coming after you. haha sike! It could be today. Actually he's around every corner. Live in fear blah blah blah. Yea.

I never find anything to do at work....If only this could be my job. *sigh*

Extra! Extra! is such a lame Title!

2006-10-16T19:08:00.000-04:00

I never told Joe not to blog about Video Games. He's been a whiny baby. WHHHAAAA!!!! WHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!! Cry baby cry. Did josie spill his milksie? aaawwwwwwwwwww. so sorry baby I DRANK ALL THE REST OF IT AND LEFT YOU NOTHING BUT PISS IN AN APPLE JUICE BOTTLE.

So Taco Bell is a grand place to eat. I was eating there not too long ago in fact and wondering how I could spread my love for Taco Bell. Let me list the ways.

I could make Taco Bell bumper stickers and put them on every car I see.
I could kidnap chihuahuas and force them into a giant frying pan, wrap 'em in a giant tortilla and make the world's biggest fajita. Or Chalupa, or Gordita. Take your pick.
I could shave the initials TB into the back of my head and be reppin' the T to da A-C to da O-B-E double L 24/7
I could actually make a giant taco-mobile and drive cross country. With my driving record though I can already see the headlines. "Bus full of elderly drowns in massive sour cream flow after a collision with a hispanic driving a taco"
I could write a song about it. (keep an eye out for an update on this)
I could write their menu items in permanent marker on my friends faces while they're passed out.
I can start a large boycott of all other fastfoods....

and in fact that last one is the new topic of this post. The I <3 Taco Bell part is over with.

(*Note to Self: I think Engineering starts in a few minutes)

Fast food. It's killing the lard ass down the street, it's killing your dog, and it could be killing....LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! haha SIKE. You fell for it you idiot. Fast food attacks straight on. They hide nothing. They set the bait and we all take it. If it weren't for the fact that McDonolds is also killing people in Mexico, China, Bolivia, etc, I'd believe that there was someone behind it all plotting against America. But wait....it's not just in America....as I kindly pointed out right now.....it's all over the world. Obesity might be an American problem now but given a few more decades....

Who's pulling the strings? It's not the devil. It's not Aliens. It can't be the Bush administration. Yea targets come up. That fruitcake Ronold McDonold. That butch looking Wendy. That one place with the gang of kids, Burger King. A gang, can you believe that? they promote a GANG and get away with it by calling a club.

Uh...anywho. Joe says it's time to go so uh, in fact aliens are plotting against the Earth for a massive invasion once we're all as handicapped as Wheels and can't do anything about it. Quit eating fast food and save a life. Your own.

Extra! Extra!

2006-10-16T19:06:00.000-04:00

Adrian told me not to write about video games anymore.

This is my response to him.

Dead Rising is a really fun game to play. I wish I had a high definition TV so I could read what people are saying. But man it has awesome zombie action. The zombies are just like what you'd expect. They're all slow and meandery but when you get close to them they lunge at you. It's pretty scary. Especially at night they're more rambunctious. Rascals.

The boss fights are really hard. Mainly because you're so used to wailing on/shooting really slow zombies that when you fight someone who can actually move it's like they're the Flash.

I went to Taco Bell with Adrian just a few minutes ago. Watching him eat is like watching a shark eat a pig. Only on land and with a napkin maybe.

It's hard not to write about video games. I could write about comic books or Star Trek I guess.
Speaking of Star Trek, Captain Picard is far superior to Captain Kirk. I don't see how anyone can think otherwise.

I've often wondered how an Imperial Stardestroyer would handle itself against a Starship. They'd probably just scramble around putting on their helmets. You're in space man. A helmet isn't going to help you. You don't even have an oxygen mask on that helmet what is the point.

I can't wait until Star Trek time when the need for helmets will have evolved away and we all look like Captain Picard.

Mega Man 2

2006-10-14T09:20:00.000-04:00

I just beat Mega Man 2 for the first time. I always considered Mega Man too difficult for me. I could always make it through the stages but those Robot Masters kicked my ass every time. Then, awhile back I got the hang of defeating Robot Masters and made it to the end stages where, I got my ass kicked by the bosses there.

FINALLY this morning I got past them all and defeated Dr. Wily and made him grovel at my feet. I feel pretty good. Now I won't have to avoid people when they ask me about my Mega Man skills.

Anyway. This isn't a very good post as I don't have a lot to talk about. But I figure I'll put one in the middle so Adrian won't have three posts in a row.

Wiikends of fun!

2006-10-12T18:18:00.000-04:00

I read on Joystiq that Wii preorders start tomorrow at Gamestop. No no no it hasn't officially been announced yet but I mean...c'mon. It's the the net, the web, the hypertext transfer protocol. It wouldn't lie to me. Those preorders are sure to go quick so I'm planning on skipping a few hours of work tomorrow morning to go sit in front of a store and reserve one. I don't really care too much about it, but I still want one. It's on my to-get list right now between a Chevelle and a Life. For a small $50 I can be guaranteed a promise of maybe getting a Wii when it's released. That's much better then the guaranteed promise of maybe not not not being pissed on and laughed at by Sony for a PS3 while they boss around their russian mail-order brides and eat their freaking solid gold noodles with their freaking solid platinum chop sticks. Gadzooks. Uh...for reference though I am actually a Sony fanboy. Back to the Wii...

It's going to be cool and I can't wait.

QuE-133k: My Week In Pictures

2006-10-11T11:08:00.000-04:00

I never shutup about things once I get started. I come up with (maybe) one or two good points and I beat them to death before the finger pointing begins and the shoulder shrugging and the zombie like stare of disinterest. I have a very short attention span. I always have opinions and I like to argue them. It drives people insane. Although even worse, I <3 taking pictures of pointless things and shoving them in people's faces. Enjoy

Idea for a halloween costume or a clever disguise to frame the Klingons when I destroy the Federation? I took this picture some time ago actually....in september sometime. I had walked into Halloween Express at Springfield Mall to look for costumes and I ended up taking a picture of this for future reference. Not that I was interested in dressing up like a guy who gets beat up by his chick when they mate. Those silly Klingons. It was for a uh...friend. I remember the day I went in there because I made myself look like a really gay loser in front of the two older guys and girl (Sarah) who works there. I won't get into it but I think I left with the old white guy's number. I'll never be sure....
Anyway, I ended up going back in there this week and I decided to dress up in drag. Again.

That's a 1971 Oldsmobile 442. That's my dream car. I was on my way home from work when I spotted it so I had to take some pictures. Then I followed at a distance to see where the guy lived so I could steal his car. I have my eyes on you.

Oh...right. Uh...these are my notes from computer science. If you notice the date it says august 24, 2006. That's because it's computer science, who needs to take notes? it's all DUH. I just had to write down what dates we didn't have class and I saw this. I had to take a picture of it. What was I thinking when I wrote all that? Extra Hyper Porn Space? A drawing of God wearing an XXXL jersey? Joe was whispering ideas in my head.
Ah....work! What super exciting deadlines did we have to meet this week? Cricket shipments for the Our Changing Earth science kits. That's hundreds of crickets in that box. There were thousands a few hours before I took this. And...that's only one of 4 boxes. We have to pick those egg cartons up and shake the crickets into cans you know. Not fun. Know what the best part is? The ones at the bottom are totally dead and rotting. It smells like roses at work. Dead cricket roses.
Anything I say will only take the humor out of this billboard ad. Remember the spanish everyone knew in high school? maricon? estupido? chupa mi pingo? yea. 'nuff said.
Speaking of work....find me in the group picture! This is one of those really sad practices that's still around in the workplace. Everyone gets together like a "family" once a month for some reason or another. Only good things about it is the free donuts and the three hours of sleep I get by hiding under my desk.
So I was at Burke Lake the other day walking around trying to think of ways to improve the world when all of a sudden I got the urge to go. You gotta go when you gotta go so I pissed in the water. To my surprise, the instant my urine hit the water it magically transformed into this flower thing. I had to take a picture of it. I mean, things like this only happen to me about once a week. So after I got my evidence a chipmunk ran up to me and asked my why oh WHY did I take a leak in the lake instead of going in the woods like any other person would have done. I took a shit on him and went on my marry way.

Note to self: Bring $4 and pee before you go.

So there you have it. My week in pictures. Not the most exciting but I certainly get around. Tune in next wednesday to see what happens in the amazing adventures of QuE-133k! my cameraphone.

When World's Collide

2006-10-08T03:34:00.000-04:00

So I'm watching TV. I often do. I'm watching "Inside The Actor's Studio" and they have Mark Wahlberg on there. He's talking about how he immerses himself in stuff before an acting role and like you know, splashed water on his face for The Perfect Storm and chilled with Ice-Cube before Three Kings and stuff.

Then I flip it and I see The Birdcage is on. I like it so I watch instead. If you don't know what The Birdcage is this won't make much sense. Anyway it dawned on me that hey, politicians are already a lot like actors right? I propose that before a Senator of Congressman or even a President or Judge, before they vote or rule on something, they should immerse themselves in the culture that would be affected the most.

For example. Gay marriage, all participating congressman should get cocks up the ass.

Or, simply live in a gay neighborhood. You know a whole 30 Days type deal. Another example being video game legislation. I think we can all agree that no politician plays video games, and therefore none has a valid opinion on the subject. We should force them to play games before they vote on any laws. That goes for everything else too. I mean how can you vote on something if you're an outsider?

Pulp Fiction just came on. I further propose all Senators should be refered to as Senator L. Jackon from now on.

Jesus Drives A Caravannnnn

2006-10-06T08:26:00.000-04:00

Before wheelchair skydiving, Stephen Hawking once said "It is music that seperates man from beast, at the apex of a light curve around a black hole". That's a total lie but it serves the purpose of not having to worry how to introduce this blog. Music folks. It's powerful, it's fast and it can leap tall buildings in a single bound and it dediddyzonks (oh I made that up too) me that people shun certain genres. I have a confession to make though. Before this relationship goes any further I want you to know the truth....let me explain.
So I woke up really early this morning. I decided to get on the computer for a bit before I jumped in the shower and I started browsing around wikipedia. I started with Stephen Hawking, somehow got to Magic Johnson, that led to Charles Barkley ----> Gnarles Barkley ----> Jack White ----> AFI. And you know what it said about my alltime second favorite band? "AFI (A Fire Inside) is an Emo band from Ukiah, California...." EMO?! EMO!? It literally almost made me cry. My eyes teared up. I am not emo. How the hell could I listen to emo? They're not emo. Then it hit me. I fucking got teary eyed over nothing. Maybe emo was the right way to describe that moment. Either way...I had to log in and fix the AFI entry. I changed Emo to Punk Rock. It instantaneously made me feel better.
So there's my confession. I love music and I don't care what I listen to but even as open minded as I am, I've showed uh...some you know, disdain for emo and country and stuff. They're not that bad though. Ugh. I just wiki'd Emo. I like half of the bands they correctly or incorrectly classify as emo. damn. Oh! but not the same luck with country. I guess I can continue hating that as much as ever. Uh. but seriously. Musical horizons need to grow for everyone of all ages. Parents should accept children's music just as well as children should embrace the "oldies". Don't music genres go out of style within a decade anyway? I remember reading that somewhere once. It sounded right. Music is constanly evolving, let's all evolve with it. Except all you creationist bastards. You all can stick with square dancing and go to hell.

Evo my Devo.

State of the Funion Address.

2006-10-05T19:44:00.000-04:00

That's supposed to be like fyoonion. Not funion like the snack we all enjoy. Basically I'm addressing all the issues concerning what's fun.

Video games are fun. They are in a bit of turmoil right now.
It's pretty heated. We're all divided. We need to be funited. Games are for fun come on I'm not having fun when I'm in an arguement with some dick about how he'll never play The Wind Waker because he doesn't like the cell shaded graphics. Or some techno-giz telling me how many bites per nerd the next generation console can output into it's data cumrag. Can't we all just game along? Jesus. All that really matters is if a game is good or not. And, I know that's impossible to agree on but can't we like...compromise and respect the views of the minority? Like we're supposed to? Or am I just a Shadow of the Colossal pussy? Moving on.

Actually I guess that's all I got. Unless I can gush about Poke'mon for a few more sentences.

Speaking of Poke'mon, I'm a little confused as to some peoples avid hatred of it. I mean yeah it's been raped by advertising and child exploitation but so was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Does anybody out there hate the Turtles? The fuck you don't cuz if you did I'll fucking come to your house and ninja vanish your penis. With a nunchuck.

Anyway point being Poke'mon is an awesome game! It's like one of the only RPGs out there that you can play forever. I mean after you've beaten the story you can still train 'mon and rock other 'ners(that's trai'ners.) Again I'm doing my best to understand Poke'mon haters, I know that at it's core Poke'mon is pretty simplistic, four moves and all. As if point-shoot-wait-health regenerate-guilty spark was any different. Hm. Caught myself hating there. I guess it's unavoidable but really, I try to respect the moral Halo majority.

Hmm. You know this is my friend Adrian's blog and I was telling him his entries were too long but now that I write my own I can see how it can get out of hand.

Duck, duck, duck, BUSH!

2006-10-05T07:59:00.000-04:00

If you felt that something was very wrong and you had the power to do something about it, would you? Let's say for example...you're at Tea Baggin' Joe one day drinking some trademark pink tea and someone at the table next to you is like "woah bro Im gonna go and mack dat ho that looks like that chick marilyn monroe by letting my game flow and then I'm going to slip her a ruffie, rape her and murder her. murder murder murder murder murder." Would you....you know. Say something? that was a bad example. Here's another. Let's say you're playing uh....Ms. Pac Man (It's Ms? I thought she was married to Pac Man. They have so much in common) on Xbox Live and someone is talking to you over the microphone (I don't know if you can do that with Pac man) and they're like "omfg Cake. I'll make sure there's plenty at your wake. Cause I ownz u man, you're eyes starting to ache? hands starting to shake? You best go play some sonic the hedgehog cause you can't partake in this mistake no longer. It's like murda up in this joint. Much like the murder I'm planning to commit exactly one week from today at 708 shakalaka St at 7:35pm. " Would you....you know....somehow tell some authority about that? And if the authorities didn't listen would you try to stop it yourself? It would be the right thing to do....right? GOD that was another bad example. Here's one last attempt =/ Alright so..imagine you live in a country with an inept president that can't seem to make a decision without someone telling him that's what he wants. He takes the country into a blind war thinking it'll be a piece of cake if anything. Well maybe an American Pie or a Big Mac or Tuna Casserole....maybe. 2,736 clueless and trusting people are sent to their deaths. (With the latest coalition fatality being on Oct 04, 2006 but hey....It's only 4:09pm in Iraq right now. Still Plenty of time for people to die unnecessarily today.) But you know what? It's cool because the man ~~in charge~~ says he's helping the world. Helping by killing over 46,219(Avg.) people in a foreign land. How many people died on 9/11? 2,997. And we're still supposed to be pissed for that. Even if you're an asshole enough to believe in "an eye for an eye" we surpassed that count a long...long time ago. Conspiracies, Coincidences, Lack of reports and Contradicting information leaked to the public plague this entire War. If it ever was a war I mean because it certainly isn't anymore. So Imagine that and then imagine the president, when asked about the death of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi (a leader of Al-Qaeda) in June, responds "I'm thrilled that [he] was brought to justice." The president's euphemism is profoundly revealing. Justice? yea, Justice. What great word choice. I mean Amazing...he really knows what he's talking about. I guess Bush really means it when he puts his hand over his heart and proudly says the words "...~~With liberty~~ and Justice for All." So...I mean if that were all real...wouldn't you do something about it? Make a stand? Change things for the better? Duh.

How could Lincoln and Kennedy been assasinated and not this nut? People not crazy enough nowadays? Let's reduce the availability or Ritalin and see what happens.

http://www.icasualties.org/oif/
http://www.iraqbodycount.org/
The Official 9/11 Commission Report

Kentucky Fried Router w/ a side of mashed modem

2006-10-04T13:42:00.000-04:00

I just spent another $75 buying another thing I need to connect to the internet. Wait. Wait...Wait......Here it comes.

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Who knew my forehead could type? I thought I should release my anger in the most direct way possible. My forehead to keyboard technique wound up being the closest to my thoughts. Right-o so to make a long story short, I built a new computer and tried hooking it up to my router (2 weeks ago) but as it turned out my cable modem's ethernet port was fried so I bought a new one (1 week ago) and tried setting it all up again BUT as it turned out the router was fried as well so I just bought a new router today. My question is who exactly is responsible for my modem and router being burnt to a crisp from the inside out? Cox? The electric company? Whoever the hell made my surge protector? They've all been making me go in circles basically saying that since I don't remember how or when it happened there was no way for me to make a claim. Cox said it could have been a power surge that fried it, the surge protector people said it could have been a surge through the coaxial cable from Cox. It's all a bunch of BS but they're right I don't know how it happened and I don't have the energy to go blow up ALL of their buildings. Im stuck just complaining. The satellite guy showed up today at noonish to install a receiver in my room too. My brother called me while he was working on it to tell me he hooked it up to my computer and wasn't sure how to set it up. What the fuck? How dare he lay his greasy Kentucky Fried Chicken covered hands on my computer at all. Are they allowed to do that? Installing it to a computer I mean. I might consider telling Dish Network that while he hooked it up to my computer without permission, some grease dripped between the keys of my wireless keyboard causing a domino effect that deep fried my router and modem. If they don't buy it and shower me in settlement money then they can go to hell. I want everything I spent from buying a new modem, router, network card, etc. back in my wallet. And all that wasted time. I could have been surfing the net for Lindsay Lohan pictures or something. gawd. Someone start selling insurance against this. Allstate, please start selling stupidity insurance. I want to be protected from other people, and if it can all be consolidated in one bill with my death-by-ninja insurance and coodies insurance all the freaking better. Is Cox supposed to be a respectable name? It makes me giggle like an asian schoolgirl on crack. oh I mean Bush. It makes me giggle like George dubya Bush.

http://www.bushorchimp.com/

What it is, yo.

2006-10-04T09:55:00.000-04:00

I'm at work and all I can do is play online games and blog. But it's cold in here. It's a cruel and unfair world. Why hasn't Starbucks opened a store in my neighboring cubicle yet? I'll write to them again. Coffee has become so passe though. At least starbucks has....to me. And I've been controlling your thoughts since you started wondering what Zomgic meant, so deal. When is the next fad going to swoop in? I'm thinking maybe a themed cafe specializing more in tea. It could be called Tea Baggin' Joe and have a giant teabag with testicles as its icon. I'd spend all of my hard earned money Tea Baggin' into the wee hours of the morning. It's something to think about. Speaking of Wii, has anyone ever tried completing those FREE NINTENDO WII!!!! promotions online? Those things are a complete deathtrap, very similar but not exactly like Fergie's solo album. Have you seen that cover? jeez. hawt. But the suckiness of everything on there oversucks the undersuckiness of the pics. What the hell is a london bridge going down? I was suckered into one of those promotions for a free ps3 about a year ago. I'm hoping they won't bend me over and shove some fineprint up my ass sans lube. More recently though, Joe and I completed a free Wii promotion from (onlinerewardcenter.com) and I'm hoping he'll get it with minimal anal hemorrhaging as well. Or at least I hope he has some bitchin' tea to comfort him. Welcome to Zomgic.

Fergie love em' long time